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| #2401 |   | UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. 		-- Doug Gwyn
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| #2402 |   | Unix will self-destruct in five seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1...
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| #2403 |   | Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...
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| #2404 |   | Usage: fortune -P [] -a [xsz] [Q: [file]] [rKe9] -v6[+] dataspec ... inputdir
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| #2405 |   | USENET would be a better laboratory if there were more labor and less oratory. 		-- Elizabeth Haley
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| #2406 |   | User hostile.
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| #2407 |   | Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. 		-- S.C. Johnson
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| #2408 |   | /usr/news/gotcha
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| #2409 |   | Variables don't; constants aren't.
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| #2410 |   | Vax Vobiscum
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