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| #2491 |   | You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of supercomputers. 		-- Steven Feiner
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| #2492 |   | You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
  You can tune a filesystem, but you can't tuna fish. 		-- from the tunefs(8) man page
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| #2493 |   | You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename. 		-- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washington
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| #2494 |   | You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.
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| #2495 |   | "You can't make a program without broken egos."
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| #2496 |   | You can't take damsel here now.
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| #2497 |   | You do not have mail.
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| #2498 |   | You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.
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| #2499 |   | You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!
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| #2500 |   | You had mail.  Paul read it, so ask him what it said.
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