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| #3276 |   | "Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing." -- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertarian
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| #3277 |   | "Facts are stupid things." -- President Ronald Reagan     (a blooper from his speeach at the '88 GOP convention)
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| #3278 |   | "The argument that the literal story of Genesis can qualify as science collapses on three major grounds: the creationists' need to invoke miracles in order to compress the events of the earth's history into the biblical span of a few thousand years; their unwillingness to  abandon claims clearly disproved, including the assertion that all fossils are products of Noah's flood; and their reliance upon distortion, misquote, half-quote, and citation out of context to characterize the ideas of their opponents." -- Stephen Jay Gould, "The Verdict on Creationism",     The Skeptical Inquirer, Winter 87/88, pg. 186
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| #3279 |   | "An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code." -- an anonymous programmer
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| #3280 |   | "To IBM, 'open' means there is a modicum of interoperability among some of their equipment." -- Harv Masterson
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| #3281 |   | "Just think of a computer as hardware you can program." -- Nigel de la Tierre
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| #3282 |   | "If you own a machine, you are in turn owned by it, and spend your time  serving it..." -- Marion Zimmer Bradley, _The Forbidden Tower_
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| #3283 |   | "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
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| #3284 |   | "Card readers?  We don't need no stinking card readers." -- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciencies, 1965, in a    particularly vivid fantasy)
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| #3285 |   | Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness.
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