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| #4418 |   | purpitation, n.: 	To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you 	don't want it, and then put it in another section. 		-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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| #4419 |   | Putt's Law: 	Technology is dominated by two types of people: 		Those who understand what they do not manage. 		Those who manage what they do not understand.
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| #4420 |   | QOTD: 	 "It's not the despair... I can stand the despair.  It's the hope."
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| #4421 |   | QOTD: 	"A child of 5 could understand this!  Fetch me a child of 5."
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| #4422 |   | QOTD: 	"A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem."
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| #4423 |   | QOTD: 	"Do you smell something burning or is it me?" 		-- Joan of Arc
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| #4424 |   | QOTD: 	"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."
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| #4425 |   | QOTD: 	"East is east... and let's keep it that way."
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| #4426 |   | QOTD: 	"Even the Statue of Liberty shaves her pits."
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| #4427 |   | QOTD: 	"Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there, 	I go to work."
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