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| #4628 |   | T-shirt of the Day: 	Head for the Mountains 		-- courtesy Anheuser-Busch beer
  Followup T-shirt of the Day (on the same scenic background): 	If you liked the mountains, head for the Busch! 		-- courtesy someone else
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| #4629 |   | T-shirt Of The Day: 	I'm the person your mother warned you about.
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| #4630 |   | T-shirt: 	Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!
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| #4631 |   | Tact, n.: 	The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
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| #4632 |   | take forceful action: 	Do something that should have been done a long time ago.
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| #4633 |   | tax office, n.: 	Den of inequity.
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| #4634 |   | Taxes, n.: 	Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get 	an extension.
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| #4635 |   | taxidermist, n.: 	A man who mounts animals.
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| #4636 |   | TCP/IP Slang Glossary, #1:
  Gong, n: Medieval term for privy, or what pased for them in that era. Today used whimsically to describe the aftermath of a bogon attack. Think of our community as the Galapagos of the English language.
  "Vogons may read you bad poetry, but bogons make you study obsolete RFCs." 		-- Dave Mills
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| #4637 |   | teamwork, n.: 	Having someone to blame.
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