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| #8483 | | The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.
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| #8484 | | The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
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| #8485 | | The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
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| #8486 | | The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred.
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| #8487 | | The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.
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| #8488 | | The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream; it is a most depressing
and humiliating reality.
-- Oscar Wilde
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| #8489 | | The correct way to punctuate a sentence that starts: "Of course it is none
of my business, but --" is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use
excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat
is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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| #8490 | | The difference between a good haircut and a bad one is seven days.
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| #8491 | | The difference between common-sense and paranoia is that common-sense is
thinking everyone is out to get you. That's normal -- they are. Paranoia
is thinking that they're conspiring.
-- J. Kegler
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| #8492 | | The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
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