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#3911 |  | Data, n.: Computerspeak for "information". Properly pronounced the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child.
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#3912 |  | Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time.
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#3913 |  | Davis's Dictum: Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.
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#3914 |  | Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#3915 |  | Deadwood, n.: Anyone in your company who is more senior than you are.
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#3916 |  | Death wish, n.: The only wish that always comes true, whether or not one wishes it to.
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#3917 |  | Decision maker, n.: The person in your office who was unable to form a task force before the music stopped.
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#3918 |  | default, n.: [Possibly from Black English "De fault wid dis system is you, mon."] The vain attempt to avoid errors by inactivity. "Nothing will come of nothing: speak again." -- King Lear. -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"
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#3919 |  | Default, n.: The hardware's, of course.
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#3920 |  | Deja vu: French., already seen; unoriginal; trite. Psychol., The illusion of having previously experienced something actually being encountered for the first time. Psychol., The illusion of having previously experienced something actually being encountered for the first time.
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